Bal Qaeda

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A top secret society that existed on Earth ever since Sir Adolf Hitler killed Jesus. The founder was none other than the infamous terrorist and part time comedian Osaka Bal Laden .This Emmy award winning personality had long rounded up a group of wannabe gigolos soon turning them into militants in his terrorist farm.Most were kidnapped.That explains the disappearance of 100 individuals from the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.Their most dangerous weapon to this day is Britney Spears.She had to switch careers since millions of men around the world turned gay after the release of her new single 'Shave It All'.Anyway, forget the atom bomb move over to the sex bomb.
In April 1st 2001 the FBI declared that Osaka Bal Laden was murdered by the Teletubbies while taking a shower.The Teletubbies are a feared group of four hostile multi-coloured Martians.This theory was however abandoned since on the same day the notorious mass murderer Tinky Winky (leader of teletubbies) was found in bed with Paris Hilton , thanks to a sting operation conducted by Gordon Summer.
Pakistan Intelligence howver claims that Bal-Qaeda is anything but a terrorist group. They say it is a feminist society which believes that lesbianism encourages the growth of a country alongside capitalism.They also go on to say that the leader of Bal-Qaeda is none other than the evil magician and small time rapper Lord Voldemort.
The FBI refused to believe this and recent findings state that the Bal-Qaeda headquarters are situated in St.James' School, Calcutta.I must admit this the most far-fetched theory relating to Bal-Qaeda.But then.........