Monday, September 24, 2007
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Jingle Me
Im back.
Its been quite a while.I haven't exactly felt myself during these past few weeks.
I wouldn't call it depression.More like being stuck within oneself.I ain't exactly free if you get what i mean.If your a pseudo-intellect then you definitely wont get what i mean.
Right now life's a silent film.
Frankly speaking there are few things worth looking forward to.The twenty20 world cup being one.However only one incredible aspect of the game arouses me.The dancers(im not talking the Indian team).Man, honestly, both my backsides would fall off if i was made to dance like them. Boy,can they shake those weapons of mass destruction.It gets me high.That proves a lot about the way i feel.People will think i'm crazy. Nah, im just infatuated.
Surfing through channels aint as interesting as it used to be.Even MTV sucks these days.I hardly get too see Cyrus .Vh1s full of commercialized crap.Cheap comedy shows make me sad. Bollywoods nausea prone.Ive had enough of Hollywood.Tollywoods killed me once before.Or was it twice.I don't remember.I must've been having one of my blackouts.
I cant really find a reason for feeling like this.Has virgin blood taken its toll?Or is life a silent film for everyone? ........Whatever i don't give a fuck right now.Its jingle time.The dancing girls are at it again.
Peace.
Its been quite a while.I haven't exactly felt myself during these past few weeks.
I wouldn't call it depression.More like being stuck within oneself.I ain't exactly free if you get what i mean.If your a pseudo-intellect then you definitely wont get what i mean.
Right now life's a silent film.
Frankly speaking there are few things worth looking forward to.The twenty20 world cup being one.However only one incredible aspect of the game arouses me.The dancers(im not talking the Indian team).Man, honestly, both my backsides would fall off if i was made to dance like them. Boy,can they shake those weapons of mass destruction.It gets me high.That proves a lot about the way i feel.People will think i'm crazy. Nah, im just infatuated.
Surfing through channels aint as interesting as it used to be.Even MTV sucks these days.I hardly get too see Cyrus .Vh1s full of commercialized crap.Cheap comedy shows make me sad. Bollywoods nausea prone.Ive had enough of Hollywood.Tollywoods killed me once before.Or was it twice.I don't remember.I must've been having one of my blackouts.
I cant really find a reason for feeling like this.Has virgin blood taken its toll?Or is life a silent film for everyone? ........Whatever i don't give a fuck right now.Its jingle time.The dancing girls are at it again.
Peace.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Bal Qaeda
WARNING- The following article is a piece of cow crap.Read at own risk.
A top secret society that existed on Earth ever since Sir Adolf Hitler killed Jesus. The founder was none other than the infamous terrorist and part time comedian Osaka Bal Laden .This Emmy award winning personality had long rounded up a group of wannabe gigolos soon turning them into militants in his terrorist farm.Most were kidnapped.That explains the disappearance of 100 individuals from the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.Their most dangerous weapon to this day is Britney Spears.She had to switch careers since millions of men around the world turned gay after the release of her new single 'Shave It All'.Anyway, forget the
atom bomb move over to the sex bomb.
In April 1st 2001 the FBI declared that Osaka Bal Laden was murdered by the Teletubbies while taking a shower.The Teletubbies are a feared group of four hostile multi-coloured Martians.This theory was however abandoned since on the same day the notorious mass murderer Tinky Winky (leader of teletubbies) was found in bed with Paris Hilton , thanks to a sting operation conducted by Gordon Summer.
Pakistan Intelligence howver claims that Bal-Qaeda is anything but a terrorist group. They say it is a feminist society which believes that lesbianism encourages the growth of a country alongside capitalism.They also go on to say that the leader of Bal-Qaeda is none other than the evil magician and small time rapper Lord Voldemort.
The FBI refused to believe this and recent findings state that the Bal-Qaeda headquarters are situated in St.James' School, Calcutta.I must admit this the most far-fetched theory relating to Bal-Qaeda.But then.........
A top secret society that existed on Earth ever since Sir Adolf Hitler killed Jesus. The founder was none other than the infamous terrorist and part time comedian Osaka Bal Laden .This Emmy award winning personality had long rounded up a group of wannabe gigolos soon turning them into militants in his terrorist farm.Most were kidnapped.That explains the disappearance of 100 individuals from the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.Their most dangerous weapon to this day is Britney Spears.She had to switch careers since millions of men around the world turned gay after the release of her new single 'Shave It All'.Anyway, forget the
atom bomb move over to the sex bomb.In April 1st 2001 the FBI declared that Osaka Bal Laden was murdered by the Teletubbies while taking a shower.The Teletubbies are a feared group of four hostile multi-coloured Martians.This theory was however abandoned since on the same day the notorious mass murderer Tinky Winky (leader of teletubbies) was found in bed with Paris Hilton , thanks to a sting operation conducted by Gordon Summer.
Pakistan Intelligence howver claims that Bal-Qaeda is anything but a terrorist group. They say it is a feminist society which believes that lesbianism encourages the growth of a country alongside capitalism.They also go on to say that the leader of Bal-Qaeda is none other than the evil magician and small time rapper Lord Voldemort.
The FBI refused to believe this and recent findings state that the Bal-Qaeda headquarters are situated in St.James' School, Calcutta.I must admit this the most far-fetched theory relating to Bal-Qaeda.But then.........
Monday, May 28, 2007
life-ed out
Once again i end up thinking about life, the the only known STD with a 100% fatality rate.I remember a Dalai Lama who claimed to know the secrets of life.Apparently he turned out to be an imposter and is currently hiding somewhere in Los Angeles.
There was a dude called Buddha too,who discovered enlightment when he sat under a tree and was hit on the head with an apple(yea rite!).From a semi-naked man with leaves for 'privates' i couldnt expect more.I guess ill have to unravel the mystery myself.
Life,generally is over rated.Ive figured that much out.
There was a dude called Buddha too,who discovered enlightment when he sat under a tree and was hit on the head with an apple(yea rite!).From a semi-naked man with leaves for 'privates' i couldnt expect more.I guess ill have to unravel the mystery myself.
Life,generally is over rated.Ive figured that much out.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Beginnings
Honestly speaking im about as good a writer as Gandhi was a stripper but thoughts of instigating millions with my novels have occurred to me before.Ive never been much of a blogger but this new activity seems to be an efficient way to get rid of other inevitable tensions for a class 10 bugger like me.Class10.Ive only experienced a month of this so called 'paranoia' and trust me its a load of hyped-up bull crap.
I don't know how many of you are aware of it, but a new breed of students are evolving in my school.A revolution is being undertaken led by the charismatic 'son of a gun' Soham Dey who happens to be my comrade. St.James's School. A school ruled by the tyrannically and not so efficiently "You Know Who"........no im not talking about lord voldemort.But anyway someone has to put an end to it.
Throughout the day millions of little thoughts swarm through my little head hoping to get noticed but only a few do, somewhat similar to millions of you know whats.Its strange you know the way a powerful emotion overtakes giving you foresight.Powerful emotions rise from little pieces of matter making you feel invincible and after a split second they fade out chaining you back to reality.Little things 'flash upon my inward eye' as i feel like taking a stroll down Reflection street sarching for questions rather than answers. You may think im a quintessential philosopher trying to blow magnificent balloons out of balls.But im not.Im just a 15 year old retard who'll enlighten you like never before.Join me as we undertake this journey towards the yellow stars stars above us,or even beyond.(in other words get high).
p.s - Side effects include--->desire for murder,appetite for destruction,longing to dance with the wind,unexplainable spasms of excitement, and many other things that are not decent enough to be mentioned on an interactive website.
I don't know how many of you are aware of it, but a new breed of students are evolving in my school.A revolution is being undertaken led by the charismatic 'son of a gun' Soham Dey who happens to be my comrade. St.James's School. A school ruled by the tyrannically and not so efficiently "You Know Who"........no im not talking about lord voldemort.But anyway someone has to put an end to it.
Throughout the day millions of little thoughts swarm through my little head hoping to get noticed but only a few do, somewhat similar to millions of you know whats.Its strange you know the way a powerful emotion overtakes giving you foresight.Powerful emotions rise from little pieces of matter making you feel invincible and after a split second they fade out chaining you back to reality.Little things 'flash upon my inward eye' as i feel like taking a stroll down Reflection street sarching for questions rather than answers. You may think im a quintessential philosopher trying to blow magnificent balloons out of balls.But im not.Im just a 15 year old retard who'll enlighten you like never before.Join me as we undertake this journey towards the yellow stars stars above us,or even beyond.(in other words get high).
p.s - Side effects include--->desire for murder,appetite for destruction,longing to dance with the wind,unexplainable spasms of excitement, and many other things that are not decent enough to be mentioned on an interactive website.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Sympathy
Do you remember the days?
The days where light was too bright
To be overshadowed by the dark.
Remember us?
As we roamed around the Garden of Eden
Singing to our souls
The bright sun still stands today
The only difference is that this time
The light blinds us into sorrow
Plunging us even more into the realms of darkness
As equals we entered this new abode
But then things changed
You claimed to be a clairvoyant, you did
Told me to wait in darkness,
While you made the flawless place for mankind
Heaven you called it,
We parted thus.
The prophecy you made was lost in the sands of time
Earth was anything but Utopia
Blood, hatred, anger, revenge
Reigned Supreme.
And it was I who was blamed
Lucifer I was named
And as they felt my presence
They dreaded the first signs of Armageddon
Yes, I remember you did send Him,
Yet,
The battle rages on.
Do you remember the days?
The days where light was too bright
To be overshadowed by the dark.
The days where light was too bright
To be overshadowed by the dark.
Remember us?
As we roamed around the Garden of Eden
Singing to our souls
The bright sun still stands today
The only difference is that this time
The light blinds us into sorrow
Plunging us even more into the realms of darkness
As equals we entered this new abode
But then things changed
You claimed to be a clairvoyant, you did
Told me to wait in darkness,
While you made the flawless place for mankind
Heaven you called it,
We parted thus.
The prophecy you made was lost in the sands of time
Earth was anything but Utopia
Blood, hatred, anger, revenge
Reigned Supreme.
And it was I who was blamed
Lucifer I was named
And as they felt my presence
They dreaded the first signs of Armageddon
Yes, I remember you did send Him,
Yet,
The battle rages on.
Do you remember the days?
The days where light was too bright
To be overshadowed by the dark.
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