life-ed out

Once again i end up thinking about life, the the only known STD with a 100% fatality rate.I remember a Dalai Lama who claimed to know the secrets of life.Apparently he turned out to be an imposter and is currently hiding somewhere in Los Angeles.
There was a dude called Buddha too,who discovered enlightment when he sat under a tree and was hit on the head with an apple(yea rite!).From a semi-naked man with leaves for 'privates' i couldnt expect more.I guess ill have to unravel the mystery myself.
Life,generally is over rated.Ive figured that much out.